We, your humble entertainers, seek to amuse you with our works of parody. They are all meant in good fun, not in malice, to serve as a diversion for both us and you, dear readers. We, Kitty and Nell, strive to bring joy and not anger to our readers, be they many or few.
Now that you know what we hope to accomplish, it is time you meet us, at least in an informal capacity.
~Eleanor, called Nell, has a variety of interests. These include, but are not limited to, classic rock & folk music, all manner of books, toffee, children, and making amusing comments during movies. She has an unhealthy habit of laughing at inappropriate times because of old jokes or associations that pop into her head, unbidden. Most importantly, however, she is a friend to beasties great and small, sort of like a Disney princess but with a better soundtrack. Kitty is her best friend and kindred spirit and when they are not together Nell is very sad.
~Catherine, called Kitty, takes serious issue with six things: Easter grass, the renaming of the Sears Tower, sand, the death of Severus Snape, the denouncing of Pluto as a planet, and glitter. She has an unhealthy obsession with her fish and a deep and profound love for many fictional characters. She loves music, sings all the time, writes stories in her head during class, and adores summer thunderstorms. Nell is Kitty’s partner in crime and general tomfoolery. Without her, Kitty always feels a little displaced.
That is us, such as we are, two girls with heads full of stories and a desire to please. We hope you enjoy the experiment that follows. We shall.
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